And today I was thinking about what my old Indian friend use to give me in terms of love life advise: He would always say Let me tell you a story about "never". Well, it turns out that wise man was not quite accurate when it comes to relationship advise for others. Never is not the way to go so more power to those taking the plunge.
So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride....
Nate's tipping one back for you!
So, I have heard some interesting tidbits about things to keep in mind when you move in with someone for the first time. Of course I wrote something similar to this last year (and at this point my dad has probably thrown something at his computer and will be calling me for pictures of his grandson - but I digress) so it got me thinking.
Here are some things to keep in mind:
- Evidently you should keep an extra role of TP hidden somewhere in the house.
- Hide your "stash" of personal items you had while single.
- Keep the toilet seat down.
- Don't jump in bushes or moon pizza parlors (actually, maybe this works on second thought)
- Be careful what kind of underwear you wear around the house.
- Be careful where you fall sleep
- And, most importantly, when you step in dog poop make sure not to wear your shoes into the house. Like I nearly did today.
I'm not sure there is any secret to it or if this advise was really worth dispensing. But I will say life is fun and always finds ways to keep you on your toes. Best of luck, congrats and remember to enjoy everyday!!
And if necessary... go back to New York and play Beirut on Star's rooftop. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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