Jets Attempt To Trade Mannequin Dressed As Favre For Jay Cutler

I saw this in the Onion yesterday and just had to pass this along. Jay Cutler is an immature punk who whined and cried all too often in Denver the past few years. His press conferences and sideline antics have been just embarrassing. On the flip side it's tough to see great football talent (potentially) leave town, but I think this will be for the best for the future of the Broncos.

This is the article (HILARIOUS!):

DENVER—The Broncos' front office continues to rebuff trade overtures from the New York Jets, who persist in their attempts to trade a clothing-store mannequin draped with a Brett Favre No. 4 Jets jersey, Jets sweatpants, and a well-worn Southern Miss Golden Eagles ball cap for Jay Cutler. "Look, we can tell that's not really Favre, okay?" Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels told Jets executives during a video conferencing call Wednesday. "It's made of plastic, it keeps slipping down in the chair, and that's obviously you talking out of the corner of your mouth. Jay's not on the table, all right? I gotta go." The Jets refuse to drop their offer and have sweetened it with the addition of a dog in a Jerricho Cotchery jersey.